Thankful . . . That I Deleted the Calorie App
Here we go again! Throw a brown shawl over the table, light the rust-colored candles, unbox the china, and bring out all the food we...
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The Barefoot Preacher's Wife
Check here for the most recent humor columns by Celine Sparks.
Other columns can be found mixed in with her Biblically-based books: Because I Said So; Whatever Happened to Fried Chicken?; How to Train Your Dragon; and If Mama Ain't Happy.
Nov 162 min read
The Great Comeback of 2024!
The joke’s on us. We didn’t think it was good. We just ate it because sometimes we had to. If the cupboard was bare, we could always...
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Oct 294 min read
Hay, Hay, we're the Monkeys! And Clowns and Triangle Hypotenuses.
This week we will reexamine our choices. We will cast our vote for the lesser of two evils. And the hayride will win. It’s either that or...
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Oct 153 min read
Don't feed it; you'll have to keep it.
My brother went to Florida with Uncle Click, and I had to feed his chickens while he was gone. I was scared of them, but he was paying me...
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Sep 253 min read
Hear, hear! (Or at least get it close.)
I was nowhere near ready. But when Dad was ready to go to the Waffle House, not much got in his way. I think you could have put the set...
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Sep 104 min read
Breaking Up is Hard to Do (But Breaking Down Comes Easy for Me)
Everyone’s a mechanic when you’ve got your hood up. That’s the problem for me. I usually remain calm and know exactly what to do until...
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Sep 33 min read
Alex Trebek would roll over. (And we're about to.)
I already had a source for useless information. I won’t name any names, but there are people that when you see them coming, you better be...
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Aug 293 min read
There's no use stewing about it.
Whew, I hope I don’t go into labor on labor day. I know they have a day set aside for it and all, but that has to be the worst way to...
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Aug 82 min read
1 Corinthians 13 for Wives
© Celne Sparks 2022 Love sleeps on a root sticking up out of the ground and through your tent floor because camping on vacation sounded...
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Jul 173 min read
50 Shades of Puce
On May 14th, my husband looked at the walls in the family room and said, “You wanna paint this room?” I seconded the motion and sang the...
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