Sep 253 minHear, hear! (Or at least get it close.)I was nowhere near ready. But when Dad was ready to go to the Waffle House, not much got in his way. I think you could have put the set...
Sep 104 minBreaking Up is Hard to Do (But Breaking Down Comes Easy for Me)Everyone’s a mechanic when you’ve got your hood up. That’s the problem for me. I usually remain calm and know exactly what to do until...
Sep 33 minAlex Trebek would roll over. (And we're about to.)I already had a source for useless information. I won’t name any names, but there are people that when you see them coming, you better be...
Aug 293 minThere's no use stewing about it.Whew, I hope I don’t go into labor on labor day. I know they have a day set aside for it and all, but that has to be the worst way to...
Aug 82 min1 Corinthians 13 for Wives© Celne Sparks 2022 Love sleeps on a root sticking up out of the ground and through your tent floor because camping on vacation sounded...
Jul 173 min50 Shades of PuceOn May 14th, my husband looked at the walls in the family room and said, “You wanna paint this room?” I seconded the motion and sang the...
Jul 45 minNear Death Experiences in the Back YardNow, what’s the point exactly again? You spend a lot of money, and then destroy the items you just bought on purpose? How did this idea...
Jun 64 minThe Day AI Went to the Grocery StoreSomehow I was envisioning more than this. I heard some buzz about AI-powered grocery carts. First of all, the engineer who programmed...
Jun 13 minGrandma? Is that you?We’re getting a little ridiculous with the ice cream flavors. There used to be three basic flavors: vanilla, chocolate, and for the far...
May 193 minFrom the Land Down UnderI like nature. I eat Nature Valley breakfast bars when it’s not even breakfast. And I use color in my hair that has the word natural in...