Nov 264 min readThankful . . . That I Deleted the Calorie AppHere we go again! Throw a brown shawl over the table, light the rust-colored candles, unbox the china, and bring out all the food we...
Nov 162 min readThe Great Comeback of 2024!The joke’s on us. We didn’t think it was good. We just ate it because sometimes we had to. If the cupboard was bare, we could always...
Oct 294 min readHay, Hay, we're the Monkeys! And Clowns and Triangle Hypotenuses.This week we will reexamine our choices. We will cast our vote for the lesser of two evils. And the hayride will win. It’s either that or...
Oct 153 min readDon't feed it; you'll have to keep it.My brother went to Florida with Uncle Click, and I had to feed his chickens while he was gone. I was scared of them, but he was paying me...
Sep 253 min readHear, hear! (Or at least get it close.)I was nowhere near ready. But when Dad was ready to go to the Waffle House, not much got in his way. I think you could have put the set...
Sep 104 min readBreaking Up is Hard to Do (But Breaking Down Comes Easy for Me)Everyone’s a mechanic when you’ve got your hood up. That’s the problem for me. I usually remain calm and know exactly what to do until...
Sep 33 min readAlex Trebek would roll over. (And we're about to.)I already had a source for useless information. I won’t name any names, but there are people that when you see them coming, you better be...
Aug 293 min readThere's no use stewing about it.Whew, I hope I don’t go into labor on labor day. I know they have a day set aside for it and all, but that has to be the worst way to...
Aug 82 min read1 Corinthians 13 for Wives© Celne Sparks 2022 Love sleeps on a root sticking up out of the ground and through your tent floor because camping on vacation sounded...
Jul 173 min read50 Shades of PuceOn May 14th, my husband looked at the walls in the family room and said, “You wanna paint this room?” I seconded the motion and sang the...