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The Barefoot Preacher's Wife
Check here for the most recent humor columns by Celine Sparks.
Other columns can be found mixed in with her Biblically-based books: Because I Said So; Whatever Happened to Fried Chicken?; How to Train Your Dragon; and If Mama Ain't Happy.
May 8, 20233 min read
Get Your Commercial Out of My Residential.
(c) Celine Sparks, 2023 We don’t have cable. Or Netflix. Or Hulu. We don’t get the game show channel or the history channel or the...
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Apr 15, 20233 min read
Putting the Mission in Intermission
© Celine Sparks, 2023 We went to this thing last night. They call it Makin’ Music, but I can think of a whole lot of other names for it:...
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Apr 3, 20233 min read
Not-So-Flat Stanley
Up until now, I thought it was a sports trophy for hockey or rugby or sailing or professional squatting. Something like that – one of...
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Mar 10, 20233 min read
Finally been there. Regrettably done that. Didn't even get a t-shirt
copyright Celine Sparks, 2023 Am I the only one? I’ve been seeing Buc-ee's hoodies, t-shirts, and oversized mugs for five or ten years...
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Feb 22, 20233 min read
A few million birdies told me what one groundhog couldn't.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 The birds are all confused. So am I. I thought when the groundhog saw his shadow, it meant six more weeks of...
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Feb 14, 20233 min read
Happy International Bad Candy Day!
© Celine Sparks, 2023 It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if you didn’t gag on some really bad candy. This is a tradition dating back to the...
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Feb 8, 20234 min read
It's All Over but the Eatin'
© Celine Sparks Football season’s over, isn’t it? We only know there’s one color on the spectrum around here. We’ve read Fifty Shades of...
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Jan 31, 20232 min read
I like mine not so leggy.
(c) Celine Sparks, 2023 Recent events have torn at the very fiber of our roots. What we were once accustomed to has found its place in...
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Jan 22, 20233 min read
I'll take Uneducated Celebrities for One Thousand.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 I like them with just ordinary people on them. I’ve been watching game shows every day of the summer since...
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Jan 7, 20234 min read
Trying to love two women
(c) Celine Sparks, 2023 Laban must have been sick of living in the same tent with two daughters bickering constantly over whose closet...
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