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The Barefoot Preacher's Wife
Check here for the most recent humor columns by Celine Sparks.
Other columns can be found mixed in with her Biblically-based books: Because I Said So; Whatever Happened to Fried Chicken?; How to Train Your Dragon; and If Mama Ain't Happy.
Cavemen didn't wear name tags.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 Cavemen didn’t wear name tags. I mean, at least the archaeological digs didn’t show any fossil relics of bones with...
Jul 6, 20234 min read
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"Now the serpent was more crafty than any beast of the field."
Well, he sure had me beat to pieces! © Celine Sparks, 2023 They always told us the most important word in VBS was Bible. We’ve been...
Jun 15, 20234 min read
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I wish I could stop stairing.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 It’s what we do about every 18 months. In the late nineties, I was giving birth at this rate. Now I’m loading up...
Jun 3, 20234 min read
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Mortar Bored
© Celine Sparks, 2023 Believe it or not, there are a limited number of tickets to this thing. But unlike the Taylor Swift concert where...
May 23, 20233 min read
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They call it Mother's Day because the term Frazzled-Shell-of-a-Woman was already taken.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 There are a bunch of mom memories that you want to file away in a heart-shaped box and keep forever. You know,...
May 13, 20234 min read
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Get Your Commercial Out of My Residential.
(c) Celine Sparks, 2023 We don’t have cable. Or Netflix. Or Hulu. We don’t get the game show channel or the history channel or the...
May 8, 20233 min read
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Putting the Mission in Intermission
© Celine Sparks, 2023 We went to this thing last night. They call it Makin’ Music, but I can think of a whole lot of other names for it:...
Apr 15, 20233 min read
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Not-So-Flat Stanley
Up until now, I thought it was a sports trophy for hockey or rugby or sailing or professional squatting. Something like that – one of...
Apr 3, 20233 min read
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Finally been there. Regrettably done that. Didn't even get a t-shirt
copyright Celine Sparks, 2023 Am I the only one? I’ve been seeing Buc-ee's hoodies, t-shirts, and oversized mugs for five or ten years...
Mar 10, 20233 min read
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A few million birdies told me what one groundhog couldn't.
© Celine Sparks, 2023 The birds are all confused. So am I. I thought when the groundhog saw his shadow, it meant six more weeks of...
Feb 22, 20233 min read
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