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The Barefoot Preacher's Wife
Check here for the most recent humor columns by Celine Sparks.
Other columns can be found mixed in with her Biblically-based books: Because I Said So; Whatever Happened to Fried Chicken?; How to Train Your Dragon; and If Mama Ain't Happy.
Don't feed it; you'll have to keep it.
My brother went to Florida with Uncle Click, and I had to feed his chickens while he was gone. I was scared of them, but he was paying me...
Oct 15, 20243 min read
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Hear, hear! (Or at least get it close.)
I was nowhere near ready. But when Dad was ready to go to the Waffle House, not much got in his way. I think you could have put the set...
Sep 25, 20243 min read
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Breaking Up is Hard to Do (But Breaking Down Comes Easy for Me)
Everyone’s a mechanic when you’ve got your hood up. That’s the problem for me. I usually remain calm and know exactly what to do until...
Sep 10, 20244 min read
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Alex Trebek would roll over. (And we're about to.)
I already had a source for useless information. I won’t name any names, but there are people that when you see them coming, you better be...
Sep 3, 20243 min read
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There's no use stewing about it.
Whew, I hope I don’t go into labor on labor day. I know they have a day set aside for it and all, but that has to be the worst way to...
Aug 29, 20243 min read
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1 Corinthians 13 for Wives
© Celne Sparks 2022 Love sleeps on a root sticking up out of the ground and through your tent floor because camping on vacation sounded...
Aug 8, 20242 min read
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50 Shades of Puce
On May 14th, my husband looked at the walls in the family room and said, “You wanna paint this room?” I seconded the motion and sang the...
Jul 17, 20243 min read
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Near Death Experiences in the Back Yard
Now, what’s the point exactly again? You spend a lot of money, and then destroy the items you just bought on purpose? How did this idea...
Jul 4, 20245 min read
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The Day AI Went to the Grocery Store
Somehow I was envisioning more than this. I heard some buzz about AI-powered grocery carts. First of all, the engineer who programmed...
Jun 6, 20244 min read
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Grandma? Is that you?
We’re getting a little ridiculous with the ice cream flavors. There used to be three basic flavors: vanilla, chocolate, and for the far...
Jun 1, 20243 min read
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