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The Barefoot Preacher's Wife
Check here for the most recent humor columns by Celine Sparks.
Other columns can be found mixed in with her Biblically-based books: Because I Said So; Whatever Happened to Fried Chicken?; How to Train Your Dragon; and If Mama Ain't Happy.
Aug 8, 20242 min read
1 Corinthians 13 for Wives
© Celne Sparks 2022 Love sleeps on a root sticking up out of the ground and through your tent floor because camping on vacation sounded...
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Jul 17, 20243 min read
50 Shades of Puce
On May 14th, my husband looked at the walls in the family room and said, “You wanna paint this room?” I seconded the motion and sang the...
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Jul 4, 20245 min read
Near Death Experiences in the Back Yard
Now, what’s the point exactly again? You spend a lot of money, and then destroy the items you just bought on purpose? How did this idea...
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Jun 6, 20244 min read
The Day AI Went to the Grocery Store
Somehow I was envisioning more than this. I heard some buzz about AI-powered grocery carts. First of all, the engineer who programmed...
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Jun 1, 20243 min read
Grandma? Is that you?
We’re getting a little ridiculous with the ice cream flavors. There used to be three basic flavors: vanilla, chocolate, and for the far...
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May 19, 20243 min read
From the Land Down Under
I like nature. I eat Nature Valley breakfast bars when it’s not even breakfast. And I use color in my hair that has the word natural in...
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May 5, 20243 min read
My, oh my, what happened to the sinko?
It happens to be that great holiday, Cinco de Mayo, which is of course a colossal celebration of the historical event when a caveman...
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Apr 8, 20243 min read
Is it dark out here, or is it just me?
So here’s what happens. Everything’s orbiting around everything else. It’s exactly like a Sunday morning when everyone’s getting ready...
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Apr 1, 20243 min read
The Jeweled Jaybird
Where were you when I needed you? When we were young moms and attended regional or national church events, and a kid missed the corn dog...
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Feb 29, 20243 min read
The Grim Leaper
It’s leap day because … I think if everyone leaps at the same time, China falls into the ocean. Or something like that. I learned that in...
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